User:DaNASCAT/Userboxen

Contact Me

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This user can be reached by email.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is daNASCAT.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

This user has a profile on MySpace as daNASCAT.

NASCAR: It's Everything

N

C

S

This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan.

N

X

S

This user is a NASCAR XFINITY SERIES fan.

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C

W

T

S

This user is a NASCAR CAMPING WORLD TRUCK SERIES fan.

Chevy

This user is a Chevy fan.

24

This user is a Jeff Gordon fan.

~~Cup~~

This user thinks Buschwhacking has gotten out of control.

55

This user thinks Michael Waltrip should let someone else drive his car after what has happened in the 2007 season.

About Me

This user is just guessing at numbers and figures.

16

This user is 16 years old.

This user was born on 12 July 1990.

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user is male.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

hs

This user is a high school student.

11th Grade

This user is in 11th Grade.

bro

This user has a little brother

sis

This user has a little sister

This user is friends with Jacob Presson.

[lɪŋ]

This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.

This user is a linguist.

This user enjoys writing.

awesome

This user is totally awesome!

This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

Rot13-5

Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu n cebsrffvbany yriry bs Ebg13.

This user works for CTU.

TAGS

This user wants to live in Mayberry.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

FIFE

This user keeps one bullet in his shirt pocket and nips it in the bud.

H

This user is addicted to Vicodin.

M.D.

This user watches House.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user is cooler than you.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

#270

~~Vandalized Wikipedia~~
This user loves My Name Is Earl

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings books but NOT the films.

This user watches C-SPAN.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

This user is currently learning how to drive.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user collects license plates.

PL8S

This user likes traffic lights. A lot.

This user likes to change traffic lights to get through faster or because crashes make good photographs.

This user uses public transit.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user eats bagels.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user eats apples.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user loves
doughnuts.

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user is a recreational runner.

This user loves cake.

This user would be a member of the AAW if they could be arsed about it.

AWW
DMBJ
AWGC
AWAI
FDSP
BATD
MTAD

This user is a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists.

This user eats candy corn.

This user reads Charlotte Observer.

This user eats cookies.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

C₂H₅OH-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks tea.

TEA!

This user drinks southern sweet tea.

C

This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.

P

This user is owned by one or more cats.

PEPSI

Instead of a regular cola, this user is addicted to Wild Cherry Pepsi.

S

This user drinks Snapple.

This user drinks Mountain Dew.

S-1

This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

Coke

This user used to drink Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.

ginger ale

This user drinks ginger ale.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks milk.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

X

This user is straight.

This user is melancholy.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

PG

This user eats at Papa Gino's.

This user is a Pizza Hutter.

SC4

This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

RCT

This user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.

This user eats cheese.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user scored a 1145.1716965 on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user thinks that Tom Hanks is the greatest actor or actress of all time.

ND	This user voted for Pedro.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

news

The only reality show this user watches is the news.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

Idol

This user watches American Idol.

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

This user enjoys bicycling.

This user is a roadfan.

This user is a swimmer.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys tracking hurricanes.

This user enjoys tracking weather, and might have a personal weather station.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

VT	This user is a fan of the Virginia Tech Hokies.

TEN

This user is a fan of the
Tennessee Titans

CAR

This user is a fan of the
Carolina Panthers

~~IND~~

This user does not recognize the Indianapolis Colts, but does recognize the Baltimore Colts.

CAR

This user is a fan of the
Carolina Hurricanes

CGY

This user is a fan of the
Calgary Flames

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

This user reads broadsheet newspapers.

This user is cooler than you.

This user loves using Google Earth.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user is a flirt.

AM

This user has an AM radio.

FM

This user has an FM radio.

This user is a jokester or comedian.

:-]

This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

:-/

This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.

This user listens to NPR.

This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.

CBC

This user watches CBC Television.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports recycling.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user prefers the metric system.

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

~(p&~p)

This user studies the concept of logic.

馬

This user was born in the year of the Horse.

This user is a Cancerian.

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user is an orienteer,
and very seldom gets lost.

This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

This user is a member of the Boy Scouts of America.

This user has no issue with being associated with the leadership of the Boy Scouts of America.

XD

This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

PAR

This user suffers from paranoia.

This user is short-sighted.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user does not smoke.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user is left-handed.

MSF

This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

Today is 1 May 2024

This user observes local mean solar time.

This user is diurnal.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user's time zone is UTC-5.

This user does not have an opinion about anything.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

—

This space is for rent.

This user likes all of the colors.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user just sank your battleship.

This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.

This user plays table football, or "foosball".

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user plays with a full deck.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

I

This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

This user enjoys playing cribbage.

cvg-2

This user is an intermediate gamer.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

blah blah blah

This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

UPN

This user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!).

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

This user thinks time zones are evil.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

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1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

This user might be a redneck

This user does not have an opinion about anything.

—

This space is for rent.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user likes to crochet.

This user studies national anthems.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user plays baseball.

This user plays American football.

This user reads between the lines.

BOOK

This user is working on publishing a book.

SHORT STORY

This user has had one of his/her short stories published.

This user enjoys reading anything.

A-I

Wake this user Up When September Ends.

This user drives the Mach Five.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

POEM

This user has had one of their poems published.

MAGAZINE

This user has had their work published in a magazine.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

D

This user reads Dilbert.

G

This user does not like Mondays.

This user is a volleyball player.

This user plays tennis.

CGY

This user is a fan of the
Calgary Stampeders

CHC

This user is a fan of the
Chicago Cubs

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user plays eight-ball.

This user is a beach bum.

This user plays golf.

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

EB

This user is an EarthBound fan.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

AC

This user plays the Animal Crossing series.

This user plays games on a graphing calculator.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user enjoys playing Uno.

This user enjoys playing solitaire.

This user enjoys playing spades.

This user enjoys playing poker.

This user enjoys playing hearts.

This user enjoys playing rummy.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Politics

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user is interested in politics.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

PC-0

I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.

CPC

This user supports the Conservative Party of Canada.

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

PSF

This user supports the Socialist Party of France.

This user supports the Social Democratic Party of Germany.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user is active in simulating the United Nations.

This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.

This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user favours keeping the current Flag of Australia.

This user supports statehood for the Northern Territory.

This user supports Commonwealth status for Puerto Rico.

Heritage, Eh?

This user comes from Canada.

This user is Canadian, eh?

This user is a proud Canadian.

This user's Canada includes Québec.

This user is proud to come from Quebec.

This user comes from Quebec City.

This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user is originally from Canada but lives in the U.S.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of North Carolina.

This user has visited 37 of the 50 United States.

37

This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕).

This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.

This user is visiting from an alternate universe.

3

This user has visited 3 of the 208 countries in the world.

This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user pumps their own gas.

Cooler Languages

AIM-4

Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

dlph-3

Sree ack oooor squeeee'rr aiiiuu squeek.

CRS-4

This geezer well rabbits Chitty Chitty Bang Bang nearly as if 'e were a right David 'Ockney.

en-sg-2

This user's Singlish not very good lah.

blz-3

This user is a fluent speaker of blazon.

1337-2

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This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

pig-3

Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway advancedway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.

BS-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit.

du-1

This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

ubx-3

This user is an advanced userbox user.

Grammar

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

snuk

This user says snuck.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

’s

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the serial comma.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

if & whether

This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

which
that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

infinitive

This user has no opinion about split infinitives.

... in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

We Call it English

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

CA

This user uses
Canadian English spelling.

AU-5

This user believes that Australian English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of The Queen's or American English with disgust.

en-ca-N

This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.

en-GB
-4

This user has a near-native understanding of British English.

Oh yah, this user can speak Minnesotan ya'know.

en-us
-ca-4

Even though this person is so faking their California English, they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.

Y'all

This here user talks Southern, y'all.

SoE-5

This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.

In short...

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

Projects

This user is a member of WikiProject NASCAR.

This user participates in
WikiProject Highways.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

This user is a member of the
Scouting WikiProject.

This user participates in
WikiProject Tropical cyclones.

This user edits articles about North Carolina Highways.

This user participates in Pages needing translation into English.

What I Do Here

Wikipédia
Je contribue sur la Wikipédia francophone.

I support French language Wikipedia with my contributions.

pox

This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user is a donor to the Wikimedia Foundation. You can be one, too.

no ads

This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.

vn-0

This user page has been vandalized 0 times.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

1RR

This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.

This user assumes good faith.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention.

_

This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

This user subscribes to
The Signpost.

This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

vn-0

This user page has been vandalized 0 times.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

~~linkspam~~

This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.

It's really pretty simple:
→ Remain neutral ←
→ Don't be a dick ←
→ Ignore all rules←

This user contributes to the template namespace with confidence.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006.

MORE

This user has more userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

UserboXEN

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

-xen

This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.