Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
du-1
This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
This user is a Citizen of the Galaxy‡ and nothing else matters.
GMT ?
This user's time zone depends on whenever he decides to get up today.
K-PAXian
This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
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