I originally started here at Wikipedia in 2005. Due to the more important needs of my family and job, I've been inactive for a few years now, making a few occasional edits anonymously. My past admin tasks were usually pushing the mop around by sifting through CAT:CSD or closing AfDs.
Off-wiki, I do stuff outside. And drink a lot of coffee. Actually, I do a lot of things that are more interesting and rewarding than Wikipedia. I'm pretty fascinating.
The username comes from here, if you're wondering.
Recent news: If you're a CAT:CSD patroller, you might find this template useful for notifying users that they just had an article deleted — I personally don't like leaving new editors wondering why their work disappeared. Check it out: User:Tijuana Brass/deletion1. 09:18, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
A few articles I intend to write or do some work on or maybe just leave here in this little box forever as a monument to procrastination
Herb Alpert - Hope to get my namesake up to FA status some day
Wikipedia:Seriously, Wikipedia isn't that big of a deal - Really, it's just Wikipedia. Go outside, get some fresh air, and get over your issues. Edit conflicts, vandals, revert wars... it's not as big of a deal as you think.
...but not enough to keep this updated like I used to.
Here's a few entertaining edits. If you've found some particularly good ones, add them on. If you haven't, vandalize this page — I'm trying to reach the century mark. To date, this page has been vandalized 78 times. (as of 2006... stopped counting long ago)
Unique uses for electric chairs
You are SO off the list - Not vandalism, but still funny.
Get a job
Martin Luther's dietary habits
Admins - 8, MerchantOfBaggage - 0 - Admins can agree on some things.
This is a Wikipedia user page.
Hey, if you want to mirror this, knock yourself out.