User:SwagCity2chainz

Sam Hadelman

Sam Hadelman, super swagiteer, is the inspiration for Robert De Nero , famed actor, and the illegitimate child of Honey Boo Boo Child's mother and [Cent]. [Pacino ] once pissed himself in the presence of Sam Hadelman. "Ron Jeremy", famed adult actor, said that he was "honored to be in his presence and felt unworthy compared to Mr. Hadelman." HIs current wife, Blake Lively, called him "So much cooler than Ryan Reynolds, like who is he?"

He has so much swag

He set a record in 2012 for most woman to faint at the sheer sight of a man. He has been compared to "Jesus with better hair." He also looks pretty attractive in a speedo.

His twitter is the best

His twitter is absolutely fantastic, it is filled with great ideas and swag. His twitter is Sam's Swaggy Swag Twitter

NIckelback

Nickelback has contributed all their music to Sam Hadelman because he has inspired them to make music.