User:PigeonOfTheNight

The sanity of this user is disputed. There. You don't believe me? Well, look at the rest of the page...

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Maybelle
Maybelle in her natural habitat
Born	Earth
Nationality	Pigeon
Occupation	Unemployed pigeon
Known for	Nothing

Hello there! I am a colorful mad scientist pigeon who plans to take over the world edits Wikipedia. Which is difficult, due to my lack of fingers. Ah, well.

About me

My Off-Wiki Life

All you need to know is that I'm an eccentric pigeon of indeterminate age who claims to be named Maybelle and who goes on frequent Wiki-breaks for no apparent reason. Really, that's all you need to know. (goes back to mixing my chemicals while laughing sinisterly)

My On-Wiki Life

What I Do On This Site

Forming cabals and taking over the world Reverting vandalism, though I do some brainwashing copy-editing here and there as well.

I HAVE been personally attacked a few times [Oh, the Joys of being a Vandal-Fighter <---(sarcasm)], but I'm made of some pretty strong stuff, so I'll be alright ;). Perhaps one day, the stress will become too much for me, and I will be forced to retire. Or perhaps not. We'll see.(evil laughter)

To-do List:

• explode things Wikify the Georgi Kornazov article.
• form a cabal Copy-edit the Kehta Hai Dil Jee Le Zara article
• recruit an army of brainless minions Reorganize the List of environmental health hazards article.
• take over Wikipedia Reduce the number of headings in the List of Google Doodles in 2015 article.
• imprison Jimbo Fix grammatical errors in the Human rights in cyberspace article.
• censor Wikipedia until it accords entirely with my point of view Copy-edit the Hanswar article.
• use Wikipedia's power to take over the world and form a dictatorship Copy-edit the Ederlezi (song) article

My Useless Userboxen

Personal Life

This user is a female contributor. Maybelle This user has an unusual name! It is Maybelle! Dark turquoise This user's favourite colour is dark turquoise.

:( This user is a pessimist. This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented. This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent

Food/Drinks

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza. This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion. "Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that you don't put tomatoes in fruit salad."

This user eats Nutella This user prefers red grapes over green grapes. Cherries are this user's favorite fruit!

This user eats Granny Smith apples. This user enjoys limes AND all things limey. This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.

This user is a waffle eater. This user loves...ghhhh...(STARTS DROOLING) Gggggghhh...roast....potatoes....... This user is afraid of mushrooms.

This user loves eating carrots. This user eats potatoes. This user likes Prosciutto.

This user loves Genoa salami. This user loves Turkish Delight. This user loves cake.

This user likes Starburst candy. This user eats M&Ms. This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user eats chocolate every day. This user knows there's no such thing as too much Chocolate This user eats cookies.

This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies. This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

This user drinks orange juice. This user drinks hot chocolate. This user drinks apple juice.

This user drinks cranberry juice. This user drinks grape juice. This user drinks pomegranate juice.

Interests/Hobbies

This user enjoys writing. This user does NOT like to cook! This user writes fan fiction. FAN

This user prefers to write with a fountain pen. PigeonOfTheNight relaxes with color pencils and a coloring book.* This user enjoys knitting.

This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories. This user likes to sleep. This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you. This user has been meaning to join the Procrastinators' Club for several years. This user is a butterflier.

This user loves the Great Outdoors. This user enjoys riding horses. This user enjoys walking.

This user enjoys singing. This user recycles waste when possible. This user loves the environment and wants to protect it.

Wikiprojects I'm Part Of

This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit. This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee of Wikipedia! - This user is a translator and proofreader from French to English on Wikipedia:Translation.

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. This user is a proud member of the WikiFun Police. This user is a member of WikiProject Birds.

This user is a member of WikiProject Dogs. This user is a member of the WikiProject Television Lost task force. This user is a member of the Guild of Copy Editors.

tyop typo This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team. This user is a member of the Kindness Campaign. This user pledges to return to Old-fashioned Wikipedian values.

Media

This user is a bibliophile. This user enjoys reading anything. This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature. This user enjoys works of Horror. This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries. This user reads science fiction. This user likes most science fiction, but disdains the media that many people immediately associate with the genre.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. DNA This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams. This user celebrates towel day (May 25th). R.I.P. D.N.A.

This user is a fan of the works of Douglas Adams. This user knows that the answer is 42. "This user believes in peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms." DNA

This user enjoys the works of Isaac Asimov. This user enjoys reading the works of Charles Dickens. CSL This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis.

This user enjoys the works of Mark Twain. AC This user went and hanged herself, and then there were none... SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user's Patronus is a wolf. R This user is a Ravenclaw. This user is a member of the Order of the Phoenix.

This user enjoys reading short stories. Quoth this user, "Nevermore." This user loves writing, but can hardly find the time to do so.

This user writes fan fiction. This user is an aspiring writer of Angst. This user is an aspiring writer of Horror.

This user is a Marxist of the Chico variety. This user thinks that Ed Wood is the worst director of all time. HG This user's odds are ever in their favor.

This user likes her Martinis shaken, not stirred. This user used to live and let live. Now, its... Live and Let Die. This user is a Nazi-fighting archaeologist in her spare time.

This user is a high-functioning sociopath. Just one more thing... DW This user's favorite Doctor is the Third Doctor.

🖖 Live long and prosper This user has just crossed into... The Twilight Zone. This user doesn't like vampires.

Animals

This user's favourite animal is the collie. This user firmly believes that puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy. This user's dog(s) died.

This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. This user may love dogs a little (ok, a lot) too much.

This user likes big dogs, and cannot lie... (though she does NOT like the song this userbox is based on!) This user likes both horses and dogs. This user likes both cats and dogs

This user's favourite animal is a Red Fox. This user might mistake the Fennec Foxes for cotton balls. This user is interested in birding.

This User LOVES Parakeets. This user likes penguins. This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user likes ponies. This user loves Arabian horses. This user dislikes mosquitos.

This user is overly obsessed with Beluga whales. BELUGA!! This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin. This user thinks koalas are AWESOME!!!!

Misc

This user is a WikiOtter. This user is a WikiWitch. Be told!

This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you? This user wants to save the whales.

Well then

Well, that's all for now, folks! Now to begin my rampage

This user thinks she's a disambiguation page. You can help Wikipedia by giving her brain surgery.