User:Netoholic

Current Wikistress level

I am a Wikipedia editor. Just a blip in a database.

Wikiphilosophy

Netoholic's Law

As a wiki discussion grows longer, the probability of an accusation by one user of another acting unilaterally approaches one.

Look, I've made thousands of "unilateral" edits, so probably have you. It's a wiki. Get over it.
Corollary: One can substitute any of the following for "unilaterally", and the law still works -- "against consensus", "mindlessly", "carelessly", "out of process". Any of these words indicates you might be facing off against a wiki-warrior.

Other wisdom

  • The opposite of deletionism is not inclusionism; rather, the opposite is contribution.
  • Wikipedia:Ignore all rules does not mean "Fuck the rules".
    Citing WP:IAR isn't something to get you out of giving a good explanation. Its an apology you give when keeping track of the rules got too unbearable and you just wanted to write an encyclopedia.
  • <jwales> There are people who have good sense. There are idiots. A consensus of idiots does not override good sense. Wikipedia is not a democracy.
  • It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.
  • You don't have to like your subject to write a sound article about it. Sometimes it's better not to like it, as there's a greater incentive to be neutral. - Peridon
  • /Admins
  • Let he who is without POV cast the first {{cn}}.
  • The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper name.

Wikibrags

Hilarity ensues

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  • Skateboarding trick
  • "honk honk here comes the banmobile"
  • User:Dmn(*) says goodbye in his own special way - Get A Life You Nob (see contribs from Dec 31 2004)
  • It's important to warn users
  • "Human should be a disambig page."
  • Maybe this page should have used protection?
  • "Wikipedia is a damn encyclopedia."
  • Who doesn't like Skittles, though?
  • Disambiguation can be a funny thing: Telenovela (TV series), Film (film), Film... (TV programme), Television (film). Notfilm (film) moved to Notfilm
  • "O Baby, Oh Baby, Ooh Baby, Ooh Baby Baby, or Ooh Ooh Baby may refer to:"
  • "It could be argued that the entire article is SYNTH."
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Jennablurrs7575 (talk) 21:58, 6 June 2019 (UTC).

Other stuff

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