User:Jraffe0404

A Wordy and Over Dramatic Introduction

"It isn't pollution that is harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that is doing it." -Al Gore.

It's amazing what can come from the mouths of even our most learned fellow human beings. Misquotes and misinformation abound, just waiting for some innocent viewer to come along forever be ensnared by ignorance. Such things happen all the time, out in everyday life, and even on Wikipedia, the number one reference tool in the world. In our AP Biology Class, we have logged on not as students, but as servants of knowledge, going forth to purge Wikiweb of ignorance, one article at a time. I am one of a group of students who have banded together this year take a sad, sorrowful little stump a biology article and boost it up to the factual, accurate, and thourough article it deserves. So i leave this introduction with a little food for thought.

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Dan Quayle

Background Check

"About myself I dare not tell.

To learn ask those who know me well.

Then cast your eyes to tales of old,

For in these tales my tale is told"

- The Chronicles of Spiderwick

Anyway, I don't think I'm going to release my real name. One reason if you know me you'll know my screen name, and the other is that if I offend somebody it'll be easier to stay hidden. (DISCLAIMER: I will never aim to offend anybody). But anyway I guess the only things you need to know is that I am a human being and I live in a place. You know, that place by the thing? Yeah, I'm one of those people. I am a student at a school, and of course this year I am taking AP Biology. But there some of the things you should know about me as I become a member of the vast community of Wikipedia. I will never aim to vex you in any way. I will always try to respect your opinions. If you think the world is flat who am I to burn down you shroud of dark, obscure ignorance. I may try to offer some insight, but know that I will not try to get on your bad side. I just want to hold hands and sing Kum-Bai-Ya. Another thing you could probably tell is I am a little sarcastic, but when being professional and doing actual work I will NEVER do that. Another thing is that I am not going to just post things. I like to think that I maybe smart, taking AP, but even if I am not the information I will post on Wikipedia will be back up with facts among facts, be well researched, and be pertinent. Well, that’s me.