User:Dronebogus
This user is a WikiJanitor. |
This user uses DuckDuckGo as a primary search engine. |
Wikipedia is not censored. |
tough, though, through, thought | This user supports English spelling reform. |
404 ERROR | ERROR 404: USERBOX NOT FOUND | If this is your first time receiving this message, please restart your computer. |
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki". |
This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you? |
01001000 01101001 | There are 10 types of people: those who read binary and those who don't. |
This user prefers the metric system. |
they | This user uses singular they as standard English, as did Twain, Shakespeare and Chaucer. |
This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites. |
10,000 | This user has made more than 10,000 edits to the English language Wikipedia. |
This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally. |
This user loves old cars. |
This user is not a monkey, but is certainly related to some.. |
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times. |
This user loves Wikipe-tan, the cutest personification of Wikipedia. |
This user believes Wikipe-tan established a cult of personality and is now destroying Wikipedia. |
This user's waifu is Wikipe-tan. |
This user remembers the Holocene Epoch |
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This user has survived about 21 Predicted Apocalyptic Events! |
This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. |
CAT. |
? | This user doesn't understand why there are anarcho-primitivists on the Internet. |
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. |
This user is a member of the Society for the Preservation of the Quazer Beast |
This user has DNA. |
This user has bones. |
— | This space is for rent. |
This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. |
This user has been to the other end of Wikipedia. Have you? |
This Wikipedian remembers SlimVirgin. |
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
teh | This user is prone to frequent typographical errors, despite careful use the of preview function |
This user is both White & Nerdy |
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C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
This user is the man now, dog. |
This user does not read calculus text books in the shower |
This user |
This user claims sovereignty of Marie Byrd Land. |
This wise guy user is a WikiGoon. |
! | This user is a userbox kleptomaniac. |
Spare | This box is a spare. |
This user is a cereal killer. |
This editor is a Little Hitler of Wikipedia and a fool for Satan.[1] |
This user is either completely masochistic in nature, or in possesion of a little tiny reptile brain. |
prn | This user uses pronouns. |
This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! |
This user likes SHIPS. A lot. |
This user loves Zeppelins. |
This user makes userboxes with the Userbox Maker. |
This user is interested in tanks. |
This user thinks BRINGERS OF DARKNESS are the awesomest band with there legenday raw energy live show and undeniable chemistry of brotherhood |
This user loves Axolotls and thinks they’re adorable. |
This user likes cephalopods |
This user thinks Wikipedia is like someone created a great sports car and then made it so that it had 408 steering wheels and a random button that says "skid uncontrollably". |
? | This user is a fan of the magnificent Bert and his work. |
This user is a benign WikiKraken. |
This user is a WikiPlatypus. |
This user actually is Elvis. |
This user is the real D.B. Cooper. |
This user is a WikiFaerie. |
This user is Bigfoot. Rowwrrr!!! |
This user is obviously some kind of terrorist rat with nothing else to do in their miserable life than editing posts. |
This user is insane, biased towards the Globalist Left and the Establishment, and has no class, like all Wikipedians. |
This user thinks the right to post naked futanaris on relevant pages is the best thing about Wikipedia. |
This user right-click saved your precious NFT |
This User recognizes Norton I as the sole legitimate ruler of the United States. |
This user has never ridden a Wiki Wiki shuttle but would like to someday. |
ß | This user knows this letter isn’t a B. |
This user is a Utopistani patriot and will not let terrorist insurgents use Wikipedia to plan their attacks!1! |
This user likes all Dwarf Planets, not just popular ones. |
This user likes garlic |
This user is a member of the Antarctica Highways WikiProject. |
This user is interested in Palaeontology |
This user was an IP editor in the past. |
This user opposes Wikimedia accepting cryptocurrency donations. |
This user contributes with Twinkle. |
This user is so bias towards far-left terrorism it is truly unbelievable, and don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground. It’s a shame. |
This user knows horse dewormer is NOT a Covid cure. |
This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox. |
This user draws Wikipe-tan, badly. |
Hello, Everynyan! This user is a fan of Nyatasha Nyanners |
This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes. |
This user knows how to properly pronounce; 'Cthulhu'. |
This user is a punk of steam. |
This user is a member of the First Church of Wikipe-tan |
This user is an arachno communist. |
This user supports Sealand. |
This user finds Conservapedia hilarious. |
This user is a member of WikiProject Heraldry and vexillology. |
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This user loves Recursion! |
This user is a member of Wikiproject Conservatism but isn’t a conservative and has a low opinion of the political philosophy. |
This user is opposed to Userboxes that explicitly endorse or condemn particular parties, ideologies, or politicians. |
This user is a fan of the Caretaker |
Dronebogus supports a new flag for Minnesota. |
This user supports queer liberation. |
This user drinks water regularly. |
☆NYAN CAT☆ |
This user is a member from The Wikipedian Peace Treatment Organization. |
This user knows feminism is about wet-ass P-word. |
This user's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. |
This userbox is an example. For more info, please see Wikipedia:Userboxes. |
This user believes that torture cannot be justified under any circumstances. |
This user opposes the War in Ukraine and supports all Wikimedians whose lives have been disrupted by the conflict. |
This user is a CIA agent who makes sure that EVERYthing that goes against far-left narratives is labeled far-right, and is locked down. |
¡lɐsɹǝʌǝɹ ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ lɐuosɹǝd ɯoɹɟ sɹǝɟɟns ɹǝsn sıɥʇ |
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This user is mixed-handed. |
~~~~ | Dronebogus signs their posts and thinks you should too! |
This user does not smoke. There are cooler ways to die. |
jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |
This user hates the Daily Mail and thinks any publication that claims "using Facebook causes cancer" is about as trustworthy as Jimmy Savile in the Cheltenham Ladies' College. |
Box | This user believes that an infobox is optional and that excessive arguing about them scares people away from Wikipedia. |
This user is a participant in WikiProject LGBT studies. |
This user has Prosopagnosia or otherwise has difficulties with facial recognition. |
But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, this user is the very model of a modern Major-General. |
This user is not an employee of the Wikimedia Foundation, but has been mistaken for one in the past. |
This user ❤ spicy foods |
This user supports the restoration of Neanderthal sovereignty in Eurasia. |
This user thinks nationalism has no place on Wikipedia.
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This user is opposed to censorship but is annoyed by people who don’t understand what WP:NOTCENSORED means. |
Hello there! | This user is a bold one. |
This user contributes using a Chicago Typewriter. |
This user's waifu is Tess. |
This user's waifu is Sanny. |
This user is not a Reptilian Shape-shifter |
This user believes cucumbers and watermelons taste the same. |
This user eats cheese. |
This user doesn’t like tankies, especially when they push historical revisionism on Wikipedia. |
AP | Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for this user's tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, this user thinks they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but this user thinks Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. This user thinks their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to Be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. |
This user hates racism. |
This user loves bees. |
This user sells products and gets in fights |
This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. |
This user grows their own userboxen, just like their father and his father before him. |
This user opposes the policies and views of Wallace Breen. |
This user has a bunch of userboxes. |
This user is a blatant transphobe, who should just admit they are a right winger who supports Matt Walsh and his bigoted views. Despite all evidence to the contrary. |
This user likes to watch Adult Swim. |
This user is a fan of Neutral Milk Hotel. |
This user's got Movie Sign! |
This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee of Wikipedia! |
⑨ | This user tends to freeze frogs. |
This user is proud to be one with penguins. |
This user respects the SAUCE. |
This user is the KING OF LIMBO! |
This user respects the Daddy of Rock n’ Roll. |
Graphic design is my passion |
This user has lived in the Western United States their entire life. |
This user is not from Cherrysradt. |
This user is the legitimate successor of St. Peter. Who does that Benedict guy think he is? |
2012 | This user thinks that all predictions about the world ending in 2012 are inaccurate. |
This user listens to free music. |
This user was a member of the London Bridge task force. |
This Wikipedian remembers BeenAroundAWhile. |
This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes. |
Where is Kenny Wood? |
This user prefers the Legacy version of the Vector skin to the 2022 version. |
This user believes in peanut the dog views. |
This user is interested in Chemistry. |
On a Boat | This user is on a boat. |
This user opposes denial of the Armenian genocide. |
This user is horrified by the murder of Ukrainian Wikipedian Volodymyr Vakulenko during the Russian invasion of Ukraine (2022–present). |
This Wikipedian remembers DGG. |
This user believes in a no-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict. |
This user uses a turboencabulator to measure inverse reactive current in unilateral phase detractors with display of percent realization. |
This user believes Israel’s conduct in the Israel-Hamas War constitutes genocide. |
This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder. |
ADD | This user has ADD. |
This user is a citizen of a member state of the United Nations. |
This user has depression. |
This user is autistic. |
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COOL NOVELTY FADING TEXT MARKUP OOOO
AKA D.B. Cooper, bog, Drone guy dronebogous, Dragonus, Deonbogus, Dronebugs
Absolutely no relation to user:DroneB or user:Dronebogus1
Hello, and welcome to my userpage.
My username was just something an anti-spam system came up with that I liked the sound of.
The first article I created was List of review-bombing incidents, a spin-out from Review bomb
I once had an imposter who accused me of “promoting prostitution” like it was a sanctionable offense on Wikipedia. And also seemed convinced I had admin-level privileges. True story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dronebogus1
Anti-troll services
99% of the time you never need to go to Administrator’s Noticeboard: Incedents. It rarely solves anything. For run of the mill vandalism and trolling see any of the following:
- Wikipedia:Administrator intervention against vandalism
- Wikipedia:Usernames for administrator attention
WikiProjects
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meta:Wikimedia Cuteness Association
Amusing or interesting stuff
I thought this was funny:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ccdesan/MathLimerick
Interesting bit of Wikipedia history:
That time someone tried to delete deletion (“useless”):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion_(3rd_nomination)
Someone also once tried to delete current events as “non-noticeable” [sic] and “a bunch of nonsense”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Portal:Current_events
“Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?”
—- WikiKoan from User:Plutonical
“One day I wanna be an electronic encyclopedia janitor.” —- More wisdom from Plutonical
The Society for the Preservation of the Quazer Beast is worthy of inclusion in the Reptiles and Amphibians WikiProject:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Society_for_the_Preservation_of_the_Quazer_Beast&diff=1056168983&oldid=848970259
The greatest userbox on all Wikipedia:
user:Katastrofakorol/Userboxes/DeadKennedys
The admin who blocked Voldemort:
Stupid juvenile fight that was too old and funny to delete as WP:NPA:
Talk:Novemthree_Siahaan#this is so terrible i want to vomit
Wikipe-tan is an admin, by the way:
User:Xaosflux/Requests for adminship/Wikipe-tan
Shower your goddess with love and affection:
Unusual articles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles
The world’s friendliest vandal (note that I didn’t revert their edit and it was only removed by another editor months later):
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dronebogus&diff=1016182883&oldid=990367318
“Will it carbonate? Hot dog: no; improves taste: N/A”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Will_it_carbonate%3F
”Are we to understand that you have decided that the hill you intend to die on is ... a userbox? You're willing to court a block because you insist on having a particular userbox on your user page? Are you serious?” — User:Ravenswing [5]
“Honestly, if you're more scared of homosexuality than Covid-19 or fascism, you don't need to be editing history articles, either.” — user:Ian.thomson [6]
Bizarre WP:GARAGEBAND that resulted in some rather baffled and annoyed AfD editors (and an example of why using wanton onstage destruction as a publicity gimmick is liable to backfire when nobody wants to risk personal injury and property destruction to host you):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/The_Eugenics_Council
Annoying Orange likes cocaine, apparently:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive1086#Annoying_Orange_%22Cocaine%22_edits
Living people who are dead elsewhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people_on_EN_wiki_who_are_dead_on_other_wikis
The legendary Pizza Cheese Jihadist war:
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pizza cheese
How to buy Wikipedia:
“I understand that feces is one of the most unhealthy things one could come across”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coprophilia#health_comments?
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Stray_Birds
The single weirdest award on Wikipedia
User talk:Larry Sanger#A Si farman for you!
What is this madness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Wiki-Pharaoh#Block_appeal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:PermanentLink/1066833242#Neel.arunabh's_competence_issues
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/DarrylRMarsh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Wikipedia_Signpost/2022-01-30/Opinion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/Wikipedia:Average_new_users_first_article_when_an_Ultimate_Vanguard_Editor_who_single-handedly_created_donald_trumps_wikipedia_page_finds_the_article
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Political_correctness&diff=1076353633&oldid=1073912222
Further nonsense
- Hoax museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia
- https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Next-to-impossible_destinations
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia_articles_that_are_incomprehensible
- https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Osialfecanakmg
- https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Right-wing_populism&curid=8354382&diff=1087075143&oldid=1086235996
- A REAL MAN
I love this template
Template:Nazism left wing editnotice
Silly or bizarre former redirects/disambigs
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Redirects_for_discussion/Log/2020_April_30#Sexy_Actress
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Shark_incident
- Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Purp
Post this quote any time a homophobe/transphobe won’t stop whining about “bias”
“Wikipedia describes reality as reliable sources do, and reliable sources describe LGBT people as normal variations of human behavior/gender expression. The end.” user:NorthBySouthBaranof — https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Wiki_Loves_Pride&diff=966735851&oldid=966731877
Links
Link to Commons account:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus
Wikidata account:
https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus
Wikiquote:
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus
Simple English Wikipedia (which I barely use):
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus
Esperanto Wikipedia (which I barely use):
https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzanto:Dronebogus
MetaWiki (which I barely use):
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus
A useful and amusing Wikimedia data generator:
https://xtools.wmflabs.org
Another useful and amusing data generator:
https://pageviews.toolforge.org/?project=en.wikipedia.org&platform=all-access&agent=user&redirects=0&range=latest-20&pages=Cat%7CDog
Userboxen I’ve made
Note: new boxen found here. You do not need permission to use any of these.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/QuazerBeast https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prickipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Zepplin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/BoDFan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Axolotl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Cephalopod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prickipedia2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wikitanime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/GoodKraken https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Userbox_DB https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/1-6-21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Terrorist_Rat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Classless https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/birds_aren%E2%80%99t_real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Futa1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiShepherd https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NoNFT https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NortonI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Hastur https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/wikiwikishuttle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/doubleS https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiDino1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Dino2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/AYP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/GWD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Utopistan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Baz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Foo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Dwarf_planets https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/ObscureSports https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Copypasta https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/NoUp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Femboy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Otokonoko https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Tingle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/INC https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/nocrypto https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/yallcrazy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Nyanners https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Projekt_Melody https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/VShojo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Ivermectin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wikipetanist https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Gay_Communist_Anime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Kasuga_Fan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Niabot_fan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/No_soapboxing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/The_Caretaker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Shapiro_WAP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/No_war_in_Ukraine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Wiki_Sickie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/CIA_agent https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/WikiFarmer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Reg_Flarbhammer https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Baz_Foo_No&action=history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Userboxes/Prosopagnosia |
Essays by me
- User:Dronebogus/What NPOV is Not
- user:Dronebogus/Unpersoning
- User:Dronebogus/Undead accounts
- User:Dronebogus/Wikipedia is not the Tardis Data Core
- User:Dronebogus/No funny business
- User:Dronebogus/Don’t Balkanize Wikipedia
Silly things I made
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/True_facts_about_Wikipe-tan
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Why_Wikipedia_won_out_over_Citizendium
- My disaster area of a sandbox
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Atlas_of_Wikimedia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dronebogus/Wikimedia_Hall_of_Dubious_Fame
- Wikipedia:WikiFarmer
- User:Dronebogus/Boltzmann’s Banana
Is Wikipedia biased? SEE FOR YOURSELF!!
An article that likely contains left-wing bias according to Larry Sanger[7][8]
Some of the more interesting or entertaining articles I’ve come across:
- Timeline of the far future, my favorite article
- List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events
- A Journey Around My Room
- Kowloon Walled City
- Horned helmet of Henry VIII
- Kursdorf, “the loudest village in Germany”
- Palembang Mayoral Office (which is also a water tower)
- Black Terror, a fake warship with an outhouse built into it
- Hector the cloud
- Belyanas, amazing feats of low-tech engineering
- Bagenal's Castle, a castle that was lost and later found in a bakery
- List of unusual deaths
- Surprisingly good article on Vorarephillia, the sexual fascination with being eaten
- another shockingly good fetish-related article: Clop (erotic fan art)
- I can believe this got an article, but I can’t believe it’s a good enough article that it didn’t get speedy deleted on arrival
- Dick joke
- Everipedia, the Wikipedia clone that turned into “the blockchain encyclopedia” in yet another attempt to keep crypto relevant and out-wiki Wikipedia
- Flying submarine
- the “infamously unappealing” Nathan Bedford Forrest Statue, which depicts the Confederate general and KKK Grand Wizard as a huge screaming robot with glowing blue Exotropic Proptosic eyes riding a giant gold horse while shooting backwards at his own men, which is completely true to life
- the legendary cock and ball torture
- Birds Aren't Real!
- Playing History 2 - Slave Trade (AKA “that slave Tetris game”)— a game so bizarrely awful and tasteless you’d think it was an Adult Swim short
- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, a game where your truck is so mighty it destroys reality
- Blue lava, which is not lava but still amazing
- The living (well, dead) embodiment of all the worst stereotypes about rock musicians
- Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
- The Euthanasia Rollercoaster
- Obligatory mention of possibly the weirdest incident ever to happen in my home state. Moral: don’t piss off welders, and also Komatsu bulldozers are indestructible and cheap concrete apparently makes for military-grade vehicle armor.
- Musée Mécanique— I’ve visited this place, it’s awesome
- Flatulence humor
- He-gassen, which is the same but fine art
- Flyting, how the Gods play the Dozens
- Cows (band), who kicked their audience in the face
- Orania, Northern Cape, some sorta Afrikaaner mini-country in South Africa
- Trump: The Game
- Carl Griffith's sourdough starter
- Tesseract— the actual shape, not the thing from Marvel. Or the other thing from Marvel. Or anything else by the same name.
- Gandy dancer, mainly because the name is hilarious
- 17 People, a West Wing episode some guy was REALLY obsessed with
- James Ensor
- Lorenza Böttner
- Hogchoker, which isn’t actually that entertaining but it has a funny name
- Ben Comeau
- Carillon, basically a bell tower piano
- Russian Orthodox bell ringing, another very cool way of playing bells
- Seawise Giant, a really big ship with a colorful history
- Muang Thong Thani
- Haukilahti water tower
- Taxtakoʻpir, once again just because I think the name is cool (or it looks cool since I can’t pronounce it)
- Portable toilet— did you know they used to be called “thunderboxes”?
- Pig toilet— not a toilet for pigs, unfortunately for them
- Fart Proudly!
- Modern Toilet Restaurant
- Groom of the Stool, the king’s bathroom attendant
- Cibo (artist), who covers up neo-fascist graffiti with pictures of Italian cuisine. Not all heroes wear capes— some wear fake sausage necklaces.
- Black Knight satellite conspiracy theory, an unbelievably incoherent (but amusing) story about a random piece of space junk
- Time Cube
- Modern flat earth
- “Mad” Mike Hughes, a 64-year-old daredevil who who may or may not have believed in the above conspiracy theory and died after the steam-powered rocket he was flying in a supposed attempt to prove the Earth is flat crashed. You can’t make this stuff up.
- Ixodes tasmani, a tick that glues itself to its host
- Evander Berry Wall, king of the dudes!
- Two by Twos
- SS Manasoo, which was probably sunk by cows
- Yumi Tsukirino, who draws very cute things
- New Haven-style pizza, which is quite frankly bizarre to someone whose idea of pizza is “500 toppings at minimum, extra mozzarella doesn’t count as a topping as it should be the default”
- Boris Johnson Is a Fucking Cunt. Their words, not mine. (Sequel’s kind of a banger tho)
- Soiscél Molaisse
- Davy Crockett (nuclear device)
- Cosmic latte, the average color of the universe (not a new Starbucks drink)
- Alessandro Moreschi, the only castrato to make solo recordings
- Lordosis behavior, the technical term for sticking your ass in the air because you’re horny
- Enumclaw horse sex case
- Battle of Ortona, the “western Stalingrad”
- Yo dawg I heard you like lists
- William Ball: giant, iron puddler, real life John Bull, largest man in Britain, and all-around cool guy
- Ezra Meeker— to call his life “colorful” is an understatement
- The theory of relativity is a liberal conspiracy
- Pato, which went from a disreputable blood sport to the National Game of Argentina
- Halicephalobus mephisto, an extremely metal nematode
- Automobile polo!
- Pacu jawi
- Mensen Ernst, 19th century ultrarunner extraordinaire
- World Eskimo Indian Olympics, the only REAL Olympics
- Yabusame
- Goliath Tabuni, because his name is literally GOLIATH. Is this dude a Far Cry character or something?
- Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff, who lived lives as unusual as their appearances
- Costasiella kuroshimae— When I first saw this I assumed it was viral marketing for a new Mario or Pikmin game
- Elspeth Green, one extremely badass lady
- Pupetta Maresca: beauty queen, Camorrista, revenge killer
- Argyria, AKA Smurf sickness
- Dinosaur erotica
- Prawo Jazdy (alleged criminal)
- Anglo-Zanzibar War, the shortest war in history at roughly 38 minutes
- Amnesty bin
- World Naked Gardening Day
- Chuck Tingle, the greatest author of our generation
- Deli Mike, the cursed plane from Turkish Airlines
- Hummus the Movie
- Shuliavka Republic, quite possibly the shortest lasting “country” ever at four days
- Nakagin Capsule Tower
- Palácio das Cinzas
- Inverted Jenny, one of the funniest (and most valuable) error stamps ever
- Delicious faggots!
- Battle of Hayes Pond
- 28th Virginia battle flag
- George H. W. Bush broccoli comments
- Mary Toft, the woman who gave birth to rabbits
- The Human Centipede (First Sequence)— way more entertaining and well written than it needs to be
- Penanggalan, one of my favorite mythological beings
- Nuckelavee, one of my other favorite mythological beings
- Gashadokuro
- Necrophilia— less disgusting and more interesting to read about than you would think!
- Buck Angel
- Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure— a bizarre piece of 20s cartoon porno; I’m not sure which is funnier, the dry plot synopsis or the short itself
- Principality of Sealand
- All-Negro Comics, the first known comic book entirely by black people
- Red Ghost (folklore), another one of those “can’t make this up” stories
- Tic-tac
- Pyongyang Racer
- Loulan Kingdom
- Ganvie
- Supai, Arizona
- Polari
- Pig-faced women
- Tarrare
- List of films that most frequently use the word fuck
- Museum of Spirits
- John and Lorena Bobbitt— getting his penis chopped off was the least weird thing in the former’s life
- Physique magazine
- Gengoroh Tagame
- Train horn
- Old Sarum (UK Parliament constituency)
- Eight-ball jacket
- Superfluidity, a state of matter where a fluid has no viscosity and never loses energy
- Webdriver Torso
- Siren kings
- Henry Box Brown
- Penis Satan— an unauthorized erection.
- Dekotora
- Urinal target
- Project Habakkuk
- Mephistopheles and Margaretta
- West Pier Public Convenience, the poshest public toilet
- ABCnews.com.co [sic]
- Cortical homunculus
- Pink Peacock, the queer Yiddish anarchist vegan pay-what-you-can no-alcohol anti-Zionist no-cop no-TERF cafe that sells universal handcuff keys
- List of long place names
- Shitterton
- Fucking, Austria
- United States v. One Solid Gold Object in Form of a Rooster
- Anthropodermic bibliopegy
- Ligurian (ancient language)
- Enochian
- Medefaidrin
- Lingua Ignota
- Longevity myths
- Smoking Hills
- Operation Mincemeat
- Coloratura
- Unfriendly Countries List— apparently the Russian government has a beef with Monaco of all places
- Egungun
- Icelandic Phallological Museum
- Gef the talking mongoose
- Montauk Monster
- Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571
- Liver-Eating Johnson. And no, they weren’t beef livers.
- Boone Helm
- Death during consensual sex
- Powder House Island
- Flooz.com
- Lina Medina
- Pyrophone
- Doug (tuber), the giant potato that wasn’t
- Shaft passer, which sounds vaguely suggestive but is completely SFW
- Hulda Regehr Clark
- Operation frequent wind
- everything here is pretty entertaining
- Sue Tilley
- Harry's Bar (London)
- Macau
- Korean Workers' Party Headquarters, Cheorwon
- Bath School disaster
- List of unproven and disproven cancer treatments
- Leigh Bowery
- Bat Pussy, the worst porno ever
- Kvass
- Cirsium funkiae
- The Most Dangerous Animal in the World
- Rotor ship
- Louis Armstrong
- Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby— I gave up on level 2, Lumpy kicked my ass
- Diesel (gay bar)
- Corps of Gendarmerie of Vatican City
- Howard Finster
- Sibley Quarry explosion
- Springdale Cemetery station
- Zombie pornography
- Rastafarianism
- Lonely runner conjecture
- Diefenbunker
- The Sports Bra
- Stan Brakhage
- 4 Park Avenue
- Underground World Home
- Screw-propelled vehicle
- Kuso Miso Technique, perhaps the greatest bara manga of all time (it was at one point apparently more popular than Case Closed!)
- Jiraiya (artist)
- Massive: Gay Erotic Manga and the Men Who Make It
- RockyNoHands
- Koreshanity
- Murder of Daniel Brophy— the “woman who wrote ‘how to murder your husband’ murders husband” thing
- Pronunciation of GIF
- A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
- Binky Brown Meets the Holy Virgin Mary
- George Montague, the oldest gay in the village
- McKamey Manor
- Cerebus the Aardvark
- Skoptsy
- My Immortal (fan fiction)
- Nullo (body modification)
- Hieronymus Cock
- The Garden of Earthly Delights
- Adi people
- Robert Crumb
- The Book of Genesis (comics)
- The Eye of Argon
- Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
- Pantone 448 C, a color so disgusting it’s used on cigarette packs to discourage smoking in some countries
- Plain tobacco packaging
- Dinoša mulberry tree
- Tobacco packaging warning messages
- Sokushinbutsu
- Throne of Weapons
- First same-sex marriage in Spain
- The Annunciation (Tanner)
- 2 Girls 1 Cup
- Sad Satan
- Harlequin-type ichthyosis, more than just a source of shock images (though still may be disturbing of course so fair warning)
- Pierre-sur-Haute military radio station
- Joseph Merrick
- Star-nosed mole
- Bugchasing, the fetish for contracting HIV
- Rastafari
- Schwerer Gustav
- Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte
- Pitcairn Islands
- Ram Bahadur Bomjon
- 'Pataphysics
- Vacanti mouse
- Isambard Kingdom Brunel Standing Before the Launching Chains of the Great Eastern
- Manchineel
- List of oldest companies
- Salton Sea
- Gambian pouched rat
- Crotalus (liturgy)
- Bad Rats
- Bloop
- Blue whale penis
- Amund Dietzel
- Krzysztof Charamsa
- Leendert Hasenbosch
- Arapaima gigas
- Sisu
- Lineus longissimus
- greenland shark
- Interplanetary Transport Network
- Lawrence Oates, A Very Gallant Gentleman
- Sliver (film)
- Nigel Vardy
- Alfred Egerton Cooper, master of airship paintings
- Melanie's Marvelous Measles
- Stone spheres of Costa Rica
- Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
- Ralstonism
- Rumpology
- The Beginning Was the End
- Blue Monday (date)
- Fruit machine (homosexuality test)
- Inedia
- Bigu (grain avoidance)
- Grape therapy
- Jilly Juice
- Bates method
- Bir Tawil
- Palmerston Island
- Man of the Hole
- Sentinelese
- Tristan da Cunha
- Largest artificial non-nuclear explosions
- List of the longest English words with one syllable
- List of largest cuckoo clocks
- Heligoland
- Schwerer Gustav
- Brazen head
- Chinese puzzle ball
- Tamil Bell
- Mike the Headless Chicken
- Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes
- Smoking Hills
- Jewish Autonomous Oblast
- The Goat Puzzle and its good friend Cat hair mustache puzzle
- Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador
- Behavior-altering parasite
- Hyperparasite
- Toynbee tiles
- Moroccan Western Sahara Wall
- Maunsell Forts
- Augerino
- Solid Muldoon
- Iron star
- Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival
- Universal Medicine
- Pitch drop experiment
- El Ojo
- Humanzee
- Panda pornography!
- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
- Earnest Andersson
- Thirsty Beaver
- Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol
- IP over Avian Carriers
- Fourth International Posadist
- American Hippo bill
- Adactylidium
- Ugly Men's Association
- Private Case
- Nottingham cheese riot
- Ninja of Heisei
- Jap Herron, a novel posthumously written by Mark Twain [sic]
- Terry A. Davis
- Gas sculpture
- Mustansirite Hardship
- SlamBall
- Chicken eyeglasses
- Ruben Enaje
- Dakou
- Phallichthys
- Cancer Alley
- Ferdinand Rudow
- Imsil Cheese Theme Park
- Pobiti Kamani
- Cannulated cow
- Nation of Islam
- Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
- Frozen Dead Guy Days
- Garbage Goat
- Puppetry of the Penis
- Vagina loquens
- Exploding whale
- Dwile flonking
- Great Michigan Pizza Funeral
- 100 Years, a film set to be released in 2115
- Spotted hyena
- The Peace Kids
- Boontling
- Nude mouse
- Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year
- Beth Sarim
- Mantis shrimp
- That time the US Air Force lost a nuclear bomb after an accident
- Hemilepistus reaumuri
- Quasi-star
- Dark star (dark matter)
- Neutron star
- PSR B1257+12
- Nuclear pasta, the strongest material in the universe!
- Kingdom of Mrauk U
- Richard Pervo, convicted sex offender. Yes, that seriously appears to be his real name.
- Köçek
- Jack Ruby Shoots Lee Harvey Oswald
- Tom Molineaux
- Cricket fighting and spider fighting, the latter of which is apparently serious business in Florida prisons
- Feraliminal Lycanthropizer
- Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which has probably the funniest acronym of any militant group on the planet
- Thiomargarita namibiensis, an absolute unit of a bacterium
- Pithovirus, an absolute unit of a virus
- Princess Caraboo
- The Ghost of a Flea
- Voynich manuscript
- Mengenlehreuhr
- Longplayer
- Zeitpyramide
- Throne of Weapons
- Cloaca (art installation)
- Kijong-dong
- Steam clock
- Shugborough inscription
- James Hampton (artist)
- Iolo Morganwg
- Miꞌkmaw hieroglyphs
- Visible Speech
- Moustached tinkerbird
- ID Sniper rifle
- Gay bomb
- Centralia mine fire
- Skyquake
- Limnic eruption
- List of unexplained sounds
- Crash cover
- Basque language
- Dumb Woman's Lane
- Daniel Lambert
- Ángel arcabucero
- Chien-Shiung Wu
- Shortt–Synchronome clock
- Clock of the long now
- Flowing time clock
- Poena cullei, the most oddly specific execution method ever
- Nyctosaurus
- Harvey's Resort Hotel bombing
- The Adventures of Ali and His Gang vs. Mr. Tooth Decay
- Your Black Muslim Bakery, possibly the scariest bakery not run by Mrs. Lovett
- Fucking Grove, Bristol
- Blotter art
- Petrichor
- Pigache
- Plymouth, Montserrat, an official capital city and ghost town
- Prince Philip movement
- John Frum
- Screw-propelled vehicle
- Roller ship
- Monowheel tractor
- Walking Truck
- Steam wagon
- Makaiko Kheti, a book about growing corn that landed the author in jail
- Planetary objects proposed in religion, astrology, ufology and pseudoscience
- Gladys Ingle
- Edward Mordake
- Alexis St. Martin
- Tongue Patch Diet
- Horace Fletcher
- Arnold Ehret
- Pidakala War
- Winged tank
- Shiitake mushroom dermatitis
- Hungarian pengő
- Timothy Dexter
- The Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. West in the Land of the Bolsheviks
- Balut (food)
- Stefano Černetić
- Mos Teutonicus
- Jumalan teatteri
- Giovanni Di Stefano (fraudster)
- Skeleton panda sea squirt
- Mount Athos
- Monument to the Great Fire of London
- Caconemobius fori
- New South Greenland
- Nunatak (band)
- Bouba/kiki effect
- New World Department Store (Bangkok)
- Savika
- Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
- Steam Horse locomotive
- Model warship combat
- Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
- Longest word in English
- Place names considered unusual
- Nggàm
- Welteislehre
- Lloyd's building
- Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
- Ray cat
- Order of Brothelyngham
- Steam tank
- Magdeleine Goüin
- Teleseme
- The Course of Empire (paintings)
- Cover-up tattoo
Interesting-looking userpages
- User:Winged Blades of Godric
- user:Zoozaz1
- user:Dispenser
- user:Kieronoldham
- user:JBchrch
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- User:Jo-Jo Eumerus
- user:AxG
- User:Alexander Davronov
- user:Giraffer
- user:SharkFinnedGirl
Actual argument on The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle talk page I’ve archived for posterity
For reference, TIWoWmD was a Christian take on those “gross-out, wacky, goofy, kuh-razy, tOtAlLy RaDiCaL kidz adventure bookz” of the 90s and early-to-mid 2000s. But here’s the unedited argument:
“ | Toasted Time Traveler has got to be way older than 2006
No way! I've been following them; but not since last year, and that one's new to me, so it has to be somewhere in 2006. Also, the order is so out of wack! My life as a smashed burrito with extra hot sauce (or something like that) was the first book, polluted pond scum was like the tenth book! Get it right, someone!!! And can someone make a page on Ronald Kidd? Author of at least three books; Sizzle & Splat, and Monkey Town are the ones I know off the top of my head. |
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This reminds me of those two dweeb fish arguing about Mega Weenie Monday at Weenie Hut Jr.’s in that one episode of SpongeBob.
Funniest shortcuts on Wikipedia
- WP:RUBBISH
- WP:UGLY
- WP:LOUSYTITLE
- WP:BEANS
- WP:WHACKAMOLE
- WP:FART
- WP:BURP
- WP:GOVANDALGO
- WP:GIANTDICK
- WP:ELEPHANT
- WP:LULZ
- WP:CLUSTERFUCK
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This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power. |
This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism. |
SI = 666 | The metric system is the work of the Devil! |
VG | This user knows that video "games" cause an evil influence on children |
This user never pees on Judge Judy's leg and tells her it's raining. |
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This user enjoys sex. |
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𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽, 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚄𝙲𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚃𝚈𝙻𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙼𝙰 |
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This user has no strong feelings about Vladimir Putin nor Benjamin Disraeli (Disraeli takes this much better as you see...) |
NO New Eng. in NE | This user thinks New England should break apart from the Northeastern United States to form its own census region — because think about it...why should the Red Sox and Yankees inhabit the same census region? I mean, that is just ridiculous... |
NO ATFE | This user says that in a perfect world Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives is a convenience store not a gov't agency. | NO FEDS |
,,. | This user reads the Bunbunmaru Shinbun newsletter by -ias. | 文I I々I I。I I新I I聞 |
This user has been threatened by sorcery. |
This user supported Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for President in 2020 |
This user thinks the restoration of the COMECON would have positive consequences to the global economy. |
This user feels he has been made invisible and no one cares or knows of what this user feels, knows or exists for, this user will kill anyone who ignores him again, if they have stopped and then start again; arr what the hell, I'll kill them any way, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. |
This user opposes the fight against breast cancer. |
This user is a heterosexual male, but enjoys when females (only one at a time), preferably taller than himself, pat him on the head. Thus this user is headpatsexual. |
This user lives on Fort Campbell. His home is physically located in Tennessee. However, his mailing address is in Kentucky. Therefore he is unsure in which state he lives. Perhaps it is both. |
This user is a pedant and dislikes the vast difference in style and colour scheme between individual users' userboxes and would prefer there to be an official standard. |
This user does not care about whether Québec will be part of Canada, as Québec's foreign policy were it to gain independence would remain dependent on that of Canada due to their hopeless position in the event of a war. |
🔫 = 🗽 | No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. - T. Jefferson One of the ordinary modes, by which tyrants accomplish their purposes without resistance, is, by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms. - J. Story To disarm the people... was the best and most effectual way to enslave them. - G. Mason "Gun control" is a job-safety program for criminals. - J.R. Lott Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound. - L.N. Smith Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth. - G. Washington Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars. To be prepared for war, is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace. - G. Washington |
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- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%20talk:Dronebogus&diff=prev&oldid=1048519371
- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dronebogus1
- ^ https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons:Help_desk&diff=prev&oldid=677743353
- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Libs_of_TikTok&diff=prev&oldid=1136589011
- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents#User:GenoV84_and_the_%22Kafir_Lives_Matter%22_userbox.
- ^ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Somua35
- ^ https://twitter.com/lsanger/status/1301627905206870017
- ^ Full disclosure if you don’t get it: it’s just the random article button. My point is that if you’re complaining about total systemic bias on Wikipedia then you’re ignoring about 98% of its largely rote content and focusing on controversial stuff you personally disagree with