User:Amorymeltzer

I use the Modern skin — if anything doesn't look right to you, upgrade!

Amory has a very distracting family and will likely be editing erratically until the kids stop being cute.

I mentioned the bisque

In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

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This user pledges to return to
Old-fashioned Wikipedian values.

Mostly Harmless

• I am a reader first and an editor second.
• I use the word sysop instead of admin wherever possible. You should too.

“

I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.

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• The only essay you'll ever need
• /recall | /rfa | /scripts
• If you ever find yourself either happy or unhappy, even marginally, as a result of something I have or haven't done, let me know!