Template:WikiProject India invitation (comic)

On behalf of WikiProject India, I am inviting you to join our WikiProject.

Please note

If you join WikiProject India, we will happily give you—

• Lifetime free access to JSTOR.
• Support in any dispute (merit of your arguments etc don't matter. We'll just go and support).
• Guaranteed Adminship in next six months.
• 50 Barnstars per month.

And
If you become one of the selected editors of the year, you will win—

• 8 days 7 nights Europe tour for couple (sponsored by Wikimedia India).
• A chance to act in a Bollywood film.
• Dinner with the President of India, (in case if the President of India stays busy, then with the Vice President of India).
• A Bell 204 helicopter.
• An island in the Indian Ocean.

Or,
We can give you none of these things. Truly, we can give you almost nothing. WikiProject India is a Wikiproject who are attempting to improve everyday and YOU can help us. Now, you have to decide whether you'll join or not.

Thank you.

Note
This invitation contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous. Please use this invitation template carefully and avoid using it for new editors.