Draft:Smiggleton Billysworth Travels

Smiggleton Billysworth Travels is folklore from eastern Somerset in the UK. It's origins are unknown but is very important to the area's culture. The general theme is of a young boy who travels across the globe, every time he sees something that looks good, he picks it up and leaves behind something that doesn't look quite so good.

An interviewee who would like to remain anonymous told us "It's like Chinese Whispers, keeps changing as it is mostly spread through word of mouth... I have heard many versions of [Smiggleton Billysworth Travels] over my time, each based on a different theme."

The interviewee's 11 year old son overheard us talk. We took the opportunity to ask him for his account on the folklaw: "...Smiggleton Billysworth found a gold six shooter lying on the ground. He picked that crap up over green pump... With a dysfunctional loadout there was little [Smiggleton Billysworth] could do to achieve that dub. The last guy left was John Cena. He took one look at Smiggleton Billysworth and took a shot with his gold deagle and Smiggleton Billysworth had lost the game. Smiggleton Billysworth Fortnite Travels was over..."

Little more is known about Smiggleton Billysworth. We asked a group of students what they knew about it but all we received was laughter and them running off.

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