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Biggerton Ouncerton III (known colloquially as Big Ounce or Ouncerton) was a black-tailed prairie dog and one of three tritagonists of The Urban Rescue Ranch (the others being DaBaby and Queen). He acted as a companion to Uncle Ben and many of the other creatures on the farm. He was the king of Ouncetopia, having reclaimed the throne, ending a long villain arc with his arch nemesis, Mr. Mrs. Ounce after his tumor was cured.
The Ballad of Big Ounce
Big Ounce was a prairie dog who had been rescued by Uncle Farmer Dad Ben sometime in early 2022. He was officially introduced in a video titled "Kevin vs 30 Prairie Dogs: Who Would Win? (700k Special)". The viewer base didn't know much about him, but it'd been explained that he was rescued after being found neglected at a pet store. He had an ex-wife named Plappa who was rehomed after he began to steal her food and attempted to do a DIY lobotomy out of anger and greed. Big Ounce met many of Uncle Ben's animals, and he did not fear a single one, not even the large ratites. His best friends, however, were Gort & Quandale Dingle, who he spent a lot of time with during the 2022 season.
As of the beginning of the 2023 season of the Urban Rescue Ranch, Big Ounce was unwittingly cast into war against his ex-wife/husband turned arch nemesis Mrs. Ounce, starting the Ouncetopian War Arc. After an epic anime battle, Ounce was forced to flee his kingdom and, after escaping the treacherous Gulag, took up residence in Uncle Ben’s house under the care of his father, Master Oogway, and Bingus. After this he got cancer, before beating it, and taking back Ouncetopia. He then retired and took up a job as Uncle Ben’s personal construction worker and mentor for the next generation of animals.
In the November 2023 video "Patrick Broke His Leg :(", it was heavily hinted that the beloved character who passed away was Big Ounce. In the most recent upload "Remembering Big Ounce" it has been confirmed, unfortunately, that Big Ounce has indeed passed away.
Personality
Biggerton Ouncerton III was an intelligent, christpilled individual, often generous and based. Although he'd often have his greed get the better of him.
Appearance
Big Ounce was a chunky, adorable prairie dog. He had tan-brown fur, dark brown paws, and cringe small ears.
Why does Big Ounce die so much?
Big Ounce dying was a common and running joke on TURR.
Here are the 24 “deaths” of Big Ounce in order of appearance in a video title:
- How to Catch and Cook Prairie Dog (Big Ounce gets eaten)
- Piglet vs Prairie Dog (El Chapo tramples Big Ounce)
- Feeding my Prairie Dog to 20,000 bees (Stingity sting)
- Prairie Dog vs Capybara (Defeated by Gort & Quandale Dingle)
- How to Eat a Prairie Dog (Consumed)
- Why I Ate My Prairie Dog (Consumed, regretfully)
- He Ate too Much Cement (Big ounce ate too much cement)
- August 10, 2022 (They ate Big Ounce)
- I Fed a Wasp Nest to Capybaras (He just dies)
- I Fed a Python to a Prairie Dog (Dies from the python in him)
- Gort and Quandale Eat a Fruit (Big Ounce dies)
- How Much Protein is in a Prairie Dog (Consumed, again)
- Big Ounce Gets Married! (Death due to marriage)
- I Fed a British "Person" to a Prairie Dog (Tasted so bad Big Ounce died)
- Gort Eats 2 Million Subscribers (And Big Ounce)
- It's Over (Eaten Again)
- How to Cook Capybara Pie (killed by the cringe piggerton and eaten by Ben)
- Gort and Quandale steal a home (dies of mysterious causes)
- Big Ounce dies in the nether (big ounce ventures to far and dies)
- I shrunk Dababy (big ounce dies after eating his fish)
- I Fed 400 Crawfish to my Prairie Dog (Big Ounce Dies)
- Big Ounce Goes to the Gym (drowns at Bass Pro Shops)
- Catching the fox that ate my prairie dog (eaten by a fox)
- I Fed my Prairie Dog to Foxes (for enrichment) (eaten by fox again)
- Big Ounce goes to jail (dies)
In "Patrick Broke His Leg :(", It is speculated due to Ben's wording that Big Ounce actually passed away of old age, and was buried under a tree planted to commemorate him. Uncle Ben also said that he will be hosting a funeral service for him.